pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1)You can't count your hair.

2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. (This was just a test!)

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day.

Laugh, and then Laugh and sing "It's a Beautiful Morning" even when it's not. "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

amyinsparta Loc: White county, TN

What it shows us is just how programmed we are. I fell for all you mentioned!

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Don't feel bad. I did too. :roll: :lol:

grandmere

I fell for every one of them and then had a good laugh at myself!

Drigby1 Loc: American Fork, UT

I can breathe with my tongue out- it is called panting. I have a dog, and she can do it too. The rest is funny.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

I missed that one. I do it often at the beach when a really hot babe walks by in a throng. I reel in the tongue to take another chug of a nice cold beer and remind myself she's young enough to be my daughter. :thumbup:

0627ramram32 Loc: Orange County, CA, USA

Thank you, Pounder! (Would it be impertinent to ask what you pound?)

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

The user name was first given to me by The Master of User Names on a CompuServe forum. It's based on my initials which are LB. After another user asked if I was Mr. or Mrs. Pound. After that I received the title of Pounder from the Master who was a drugged out ex-hippy genius. . I added the 35 in reference to my time spent using and repairing 35mm cameras when on another forum someone was already using Pounder. Thus I became known as Pounder35.
And as Paul Harvey would say "Now you know the rest of the story." The Compuserve forum was a Parrothead forum." If you don't know what a Parrothead is I feel sorry for you. It's a temporary release from reality and sanity. Good music, beer, margaritas, and friends. Google it. Peace. Where's my tequila? Who left the cooler lid open? I want my Junior Mints. If the Junior Mints remark throws you off listen to the intro of Fruitcakes on an album of the same name. Who ate my "shrooms. Can't trust anyone these days. No I'm not normal. Normal equals boring. Carpe Diem! :roll: :lol: :thumbup:

0627ramram32 Loc: Orange County, CA, USA

Go ahead, sieze the day ... but don't grab quite so much tequila, is my advice.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Actually I gave up tequila in 1981 after a near death experience. It involved moving in a government issue "mummy bag" like an earthworm across the carpet of a friends apartment in an attempt to reach the toilet and release said tequila and the case of Coors that I had consumed before the tequila as I was introduced to a drinking game called "Buzz". Had to be the longest hangover in recorded history. BTW, I didn't make the toilet and really screwed up his carpet. Carpe Diem. Or that day it should have been "Seize the toilet." Live and learn. :roll: :lol: :thumbup:

0627ramram32 Loc: Orange County, CA, USA

I say he got just dues for putting carpet around his toilet.If he sprayed as bad as I do, you wouldn't want to get anywhere near it anyway.