My gay flight attendant.
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
Heard that one before but still makes me laugh.
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
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ozdude
Loc: Brisbane Australia
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I've heard that before , still good, Bob.
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
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I have head it before, but still think its good
JayMo
Loc: Milton, Florida
Coffee out through the nose again
JayMo wrote:
Coffee out through the nose again
Would have made a great shot !
If it didn't happen, it should have.
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
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