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My gay flight attendant.
Feb 1, 2013 09:59:48   #
farmerjim Loc: Rugby, England
 
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'

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Feb 1, 2013 10:09:35   #
ecobin Loc: Paoli, PA
 
Made my day!

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Feb 1, 2013 10:30:07   #
Onquest Loc: Just Wandering
 
Heard that one before but still makes me laugh.

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Feb 1, 2013 14:21:37   #
Raider Fan Loc: Lake County, IL.
 
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 1, 2013 19:10:05   #
tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma
 
hilarious :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 2, 2013 06:29:30   #
ozdude Loc: Brisbane Australia
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 2, 2013 08:04:28   #
bobmcculloch Loc: NYC, NY
 
I've heard that before , still good, Bob.

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Feb 2, 2013 08:38:38   #
BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD
 
Great m.l.b.m.c.!!!!

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Feb 2, 2013 08:59:58   #
nanaval Loc: Cornwall
 
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was ... (show quote)


I have head it before, but still think its good

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Feb 2, 2013 12:12:03   #
JayMo Loc: Milton, Florida
 
Coffee out through the nose again

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Feb 2, 2013 12:36:52   #
nanaval Loc: Cornwall
 
JayMo wrote:
Coffee out through the nose again


Would have made a great shot !

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Feb 2, 2013 14:31:01   #
OKalphaxi Loc: Guthrie, OK
 
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.


Still love it!!

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was ... (show quote)


:) :) :thumbup:

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Feb 2, 2013 20:38:48   #
markar Loc: Michigan
 
If it didn't happen, it should have.
farmerjim wrote:
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend into Birmingham, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines' he said ' but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said ,
'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat ,
'Well , sweet-cheeks , you're in my country and I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , Bitch!'
I flew back from Paris recently and my flight was ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol:

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