viscountdriver Loc: East Kent UK

Vito, an 80-year-old Italian man, goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor
is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, “How do you stay in such
great physical condition?'

“I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such
good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing, walking up and down the
fairways. I have a glass of vino or two, and all is well.'

'Well,' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
How old was your Father when he died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still
alive. How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Italian golfer. 'In fact he golfed with me
this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, and had a little
more vino, and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian, and he's a golfer,
too.'
“Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than
that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Nono's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's
still living? Incredible!!! I can’t belive it…How old is he?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the old Italian golfer.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing
with you this morning too?'
'No, My Nono couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married?? Why would a
118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?'

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

old one

Deejay Loc: Norwich, UK

Like it! :-D

EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace

Just because it may be an old one doesn't mean everybody has heard it.