ozdude
Loc: Brisbane Australia
Happy Australia Day to all!
BlokeOzz
Loc: Morphett Vale South Australia
To Bluddy Troo Ocka, she'll Be apples
Fair suck of the source mate, thats a bloody beaute list. On ya.
ozdude wrote:
Happy Australia Day to all!
You bloody beauty,she'll be right.
ozdude
Loc: Brisbane Australia
Ripper :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Saw this and thought of you Aussies - hope you understand it.
Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,"Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."
ozdude
Loc: Brisbane Australia
hahaha Bloody beaut mate. :thumbup: :thumbup:
susanl
Loc: Brisbane QLD Australia
That was the worst Australia Day long weekend EVER!!!!!!!! Spent most of it sandbagging my sister's house which didn't eventually get flooded (thankfully). Then came home to no power for 36 hours. Had to do an ice run for the esky to keep the beer cold. Try again next year! :cry:
At least you kept the beer cold, you have to keep your priorities right.
susanl
Loc: Brisbane QLD Australia
wireman8 wrote:
At least you kept the beer cold, you have to keep your priorities right.
You got that right Wireman8. Cheers!
Wowo!
I leaned a lot abou Australo tod'y.
I already knew that a good screw has a different meaning down under than up here.
I'm still wondering, when did the women come?
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