Genie
Jan 24, 2013 12:47:49 #
Colin Holmes
Loc: Luton England
A Canadian, Osama bin Laden and an Australian, were walking together one day when they came across an old lantern. A genie popped out and promised them 3 wishes, 1 each.
The Canadian said, " I'm a farmer, and my son will be one too. I would like our land to be forever fertile"
POOF! In the blink of an eye the genie made the land forever fertile.
Osama bin Laden gasped in amazement, "I want a wall built around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran, so no infedal American, Canadian or Brits can come onto our precious lands"
Poof! in the blink of an eye, a huge wall appeared around these countries.
The Aussie said "I'm curious about this wall, tell me more about it"
The genie explained that it was "5000 feet tall, 500 feet thick, and completely impenetrable, and completely surrounds these countries. Nothing can get in or out"
The Aussie walks over and sits on a wall, cracks open a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says " FIll it with water"
The Canadian said, " I'm a farmer, and my son will be one too. I would like our land to be forever fertile"
POOF! In the blink of an eye the genie made the land forever fertile.
Osama bin Laden gasped in amazement, "I want a wall built around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran, so no infedal American, Canadian or Brits can come onto our precious lands"
Poof! in the blink of an eye, a huge wall appeared around these countries.
The Aussie said "I'm curious about this wall, tell me more about it"
The genie explained that it was "5000 feet tall, 500 feet thick, and completely impenetrable, and completely surrounds these countries. Nothing can get in or out"
The Aussie walks over and sits on a wall, cracks open a beer, lights a cigarette, smiles and says " FIll it with water"
Jan 24, 2013 13:10:59 #
Jan 24, 2013 17:33:57 #
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