Hows Your Day
Jan 16, 2013 06:03:09 #
> *There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
>trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
>down in one swig.
> "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst
>into tears.
> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
>stand to see a man crying."
> "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
>was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
>lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
>left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
>man and then my dog bit me."
> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
>I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
>dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough
>about me, how's your day
> going?"*
>trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
>down in one swig.
> "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst
>into tears.
> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
>stand to see a man crying."
> "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
>was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
>lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
>left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
>man and then my dog bit me."
> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
>I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
>dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough
>about me, how's your day
> going?"*
Jan 17, 2013 10:39:56 #
Jan 17, 2013 13:33:33 #
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