Fred and Ella were enjoying a round of golf. On the 6th hole Fred's drive went well right landing near the on-course bathrooms. Ella took advantage of Fred's errant shot to use the bathroom. When she finished she opened the door and yelled at Fred; "Honey, look. If I open this window and hold the door open you could hit the green with your next shot." Fred thought about it for a minute and decided to take the chance. He hit the ball which bounced off the sink, struck Ella in the head and killed her.
Several weeks after the funeral Fred's buddies thought he might need to get out of the house. They invited him to play a round of golf and he said, "Okay!" On the 6th hole his drive went well right and landed in nearly the same spot as before. One of his buddies used the facility and when he opened the door he yelled at Fred; "Hey buddy, look. If I open this window and hold the door open you could hit the green with the next shot." Fred yelled back; "I don't think so. The last time I tried that I took an 8 on this hole."
Now thats a keen golfer....lol
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.