overturned my golf buggy.
Jan 14, 2013 10:33:05 #
Yesterday I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and a keen golfer, who lived in a house adjacent to the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
"Are you okay?"
"Yes I'm fine thanks," I replied.
"Just forget your troubles. Come to my house, rest a while and I'll help you get the buggy up later," she
said, smiling.
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife wont like it."
After a restorative brandy and lessons, on her private driving range and putting green, I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the buggy!" I replied
Elizabeth, a very attractive and a keen golfer, who lived in a house adjacent to the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
"Are you okay?"
"Yes I'm fine thanks," I replied.
"Just forget your troubles. Come to my house, rest a while and I'll help you get the buggy up later," she
said, smiling.
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife wont like it."
After a restorative brandy and lessons, on her private driving range and putting green, I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the buggy!" I replied
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Jan 14, 2013 15:44:26 #
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
She began to massage him.
She then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Jan 14, 2013 21:51:36 #
Jan 15, 2013 10:35:37 #
jamitjim73
Loc: Franklin,Tn.
Had a friend that went to his grave swearing this was a true story. He teed off--- a dog was in the fairway up ahead of them--- the ball took one bounce ------ the dog yelped and ran off---- never found the ball.
Jan 15, 2013 12:55:30 #
jamitjim73 wrote:
Had a friend that went to his grave swearing this was a true story. He teed off--- a dog was in the fairway up ahead of them--- the ball took one bounce ------ the dog yelped and ran off---- never found the ball.
Yeah! and after the dog dislodged it, a golfer sees it on the ground and says ahhh! must be a new bio-degradable tee type material as he plays with it.
Jan 16, 2013 01:16:08 #
The worse golf outing I ever had was when my best friend George and I was playing a round at our local golf club. It was on the second tee that old George dropped dead. It was my worst day. It was hit the ball and drag George, Hit the ball and drag George.
Jan 16, 2013 07:37:49 #
Hal81 wrote:
The worse golf outing I ever had was when my best friend George and I was playing a round at our local golf club. It was on the second tee that old George dropped dead. It was my worst day. It was hit the ball and drag George, Hit the ball and drag George.
Man, I bet your score sucked! Lol
Jan 16, 2013 09:54:54 #
photobuf wrote:
Man, I bet your score sucked! Lol
Hal81 wrote:
The worse golf outing I ever had was when my best friend George and I was playing a round at our local golf club. It was on the second tee that old George dropped dead. It was my worst day. It was hit the ball and drag George, Hit the ball and drag George.
Man, I bet your score sucked! Lol
Probably one of his best score, he took some of his strokes and put them on George's card, George didn't complain about it.
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