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Four Old Farts and the Fastest Thing in the World
Jan 12, 2013 08:34:29 #
Four old fellows sitting on the front porch were trading wisdoms they had gained over the years and the subject of the fastest thing in the world came up.
Bill, the first comment. "I think a learjet is the fastest thing in the world. I've never seen one in person but have read about them and their pretty darned fast". Old Joe, quickly returned with "lightning, it"s alot faster and very unpredictable". Now Jim, one who gives a little more thought to thing usually, came up with "the blink of an eye. Not much can escape the blink of an eye, not even a lightning bolt". They argued a little back and forth as old farts usually do in a topic that involved such wisdom. Finally they noticed old Andy, over on the end, not so much as a smile and dead silent. Joe asked," Andy you're pretty darned quiet over there". "Well fellas", he finally said with a little shame in his voice. "I think a bowel movement is the fastest thing in the world". Joe asked "what the hell are you talking about? That makes no sense at all you old fool". Andy slowly replied, "Well, One time I was riding in one of those learjets, and it was struck by lightning. And quicker than I could blink my eyes, I $#!t my pants.
Bill, the first comment. "I think a learjet is the fastest thing in the world. I've never seen one in person but have read about them and their pretty darned fast". Old Joe, quickly returned with "lightning, it"s alot faster and very unpredictable". Now Jim, one who gives a little more thought to thing usually, came up with "the blink of an eye. Not much can escape the blink of an eye, not even a lightning bolt". They argued a little back and forth as old farts usually do in a topic that involved such wisdom. Finally they noticed old Andy, over on the end, not so much as a smile and dead silent. Joe asked," Andy you're pretty darned quiet over there". "Well fellas", he finally said with a little shame in his voice. "I think a bowel movement is the fastest thing in the world". Joe asked "what the hell are you talking about? That makes no sense at all you old fool". Andy slowly replied, "Well, One time I was riding in one of those learjets, and it was struck by lightning. And quicker than I could blink my eyes, I $#!t my pants.
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