This is Incredible
Jan 12, 2013 06:39:33 #
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Obviously wasn't the same f*#k**g elephant!!!
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Obviously wasn't the same f*#k**g elephant!!!
This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
Jan 12, 2013 06:54:44 #
Jan 12, 2013 07:59:41 #
And don't forget to send to 10 of your friends or your left testicle will rot off and drop to the floor and smell awful in church.
Sarge69
Sarge69
Jan 12, 2013 10:04:49 #
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Jan 13, 2013 11:07:11 #
viscountdriver wrote:
Actually it was the same elephant.he just had a bad memory.
I'm laffing
Jan 13, 2013 11:39:22 #
Jan 13, 2013 14:44:03 #
silver
Loc: Santa Monica Ca.
bemused_bystander wrote:
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya afte... (show quote)
Really funny
Jan 13, 2013 19:53:06 #
morris cowley
Loc: australia
While on the testicle story, more Australians are going to specialist doctors for prostate examinations. Seems they use two fingers for a second opinion.
Jan 13, 2013 23:00:59 #
vooda
Loc: Bribie Island,QLD,Australia
morris cowley wrote:
While on the testicle story, more Australians are going to specialist doctors for prostate examinations. Seems they use two fingers for a second opinion.
Thats only in NSW and SA, here in QLD we get a MRI like "normal" people...
Jan 14, 2013 00:32:20 #
sarge69 wrote:
And don't forget to send to 10 of your friends or your left testicle will rot off and drop to the floor and smell awful in church.
Sarge69
Sarge69
Why is it always the left one?
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