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Jan 11, 2013 17:20:32   #
Phreedom Loc: Kitchener, Ontario, Canada
 
-- Financial Planning --

Dan was single, living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was would inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in a few years, my father will die and I will inherit over $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.



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Jan 11, 2013 20:15:59   #
Danilo Loc: Las Vegas
 
Maybe we DO need a woman in the Whitehouse!

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Jan 12, 2013 09:08:03   #
workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN
 
Danilo wrote:
Maybe we DO need a woman in the Whitehouse!


And when considering marriage just find a woman you can't stand and buy her a house and you move to another state. :lol:

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Jan 13, 2013 07:21:28   #
dixiemegapixel Loc: Salemburg, NC
 
I had a really good wife for a while. Then her husband came and got her.

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