Polish Golf Tournament
Jan 10, 2013 21:25:54 #
Bill and Rick are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final twosome in the Polish Country Club Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is a beautiful par four with a deep valley descending down to a dogleg right.
Both Bill and Rick hit long, straight tee shots which disappear down into the valley. A short time later, the caddie appears at the top of the hill and announces that both balls are within a foot of each other, but there's a problem. Both of the golf balls are Titleist Pro V1 #4s.
Bill and Rick look at each other and realize that they had not informed each other as to what kind of ball they were playing, nor its number. They quickly descend into the valley and, sure enough, their two Titleist golf balls are right next to each at the bottom of the valley in the middle of the fairway.
Rick looks at Bill and says, "We had better get a ruling from a tournament official to straighten this out." "This is the Polish Country Club Championship and we don't want to be disqualified for making a mistake and hitting the wrong ball." "After all, we are tied for the lead."
Soon after, a rules official appears and examines the two #4 Titleist golf balls. He then looks up at Bill and Rick and says,
"Which one of you is playing the yellow Titleist Pro V1 #4 ball.
Both Bill and Rick hit long, straight tee shots which disappear down into the valley. A short time later, the caddie appears at the top of the hill and announces that both balls are within a foot of each other, but there's a problem. Both of the golf balls are Titleist Pro V1 #4s.
Bill and Rick look at each other and realize that they had not informed each other as to what kind of ball they were playing, nor its number. They quickly descend into the valley and, sure enough, their two Titleist golf balls are right next to each at the bottom of the valley in the middle of the fairway.
Rick looks at Bill and says, "We had better get a ruling from a tournament official to straighten this out." "This is the Polish Country Club Championship and we don't want to be disqualified for making a mistake and hitting the wrong ball." "After all, we are tied for the lead."
Soon after, a rules official appears and examines the two #4 Titleist golf balls. He then looks up at Bill and Rick and says,
"Which one of you is playing the yellow Titleist Pro V1 #4 ball.
Jan 10, 2013 21:33:31 #
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Jan 12, 2013 01:39:40 #
What the hell, Sgt. Piper? A rules official at a Polish Country Club who's obviously NOT Polish? OMG! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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