tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

A young man sitting at a bar is approached by another man asking if he wanted a hooker for the night. The young man thought for a momnet and said he would under one condition. The hooker had to be 6'8'' tall with red hair and could not weigh over 55 lbs. The other gentleman thought this to be a strange request but he said he would see what he could do. The young man retreats to his room and after awhile there is a knock at the door. Upon opening the door the young man finds a red headed hooker that was 6'8'' tall and looked about 55lbs. He invites her into his room and ask that she disrobe and get down on her knees. He then ask her to parade around the room....the hooker thinks this is rather unusual and asks the young man whats up. The young man goes to the bedroom and comes back with an Irish Setter...He looks at the woman crawling around the bed and says to his dog..."Tiger, if you don't start eating your dog food, this is what you are going to look like".

Beowulf Loc: Aquidneck Island, RI

Thanks! This brought me back to my high school days in the late '50's when this joke was going around campus.

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

damn....that makes you older than dirt