At The Unemployment Insurance Office
Jan 10, 2013 14:15:55 #
A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He walked up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I would really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system...getting something for nothing."
The officer behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We have a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. You will also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
"This is rather awkward to say but you will also, as part of your job, need to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is mid-20 and has a rather strong sex drive."
The young man, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The officer said, "Well you started it."
He walked up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I would really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system...getting something for nothing."
The officer behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We have a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. You will also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
"This is rather awkward to say but you will also, as part of your job, need to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is mid-20 and has a rather strong sex drive."
The young man, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The officer said, "Well you started it."
Jan 10, 2013 14:18:30 #
Phreedom wrote:
A young man walked into the local welfare office t... (show quote)
I'm still hoping,
:D
Jan 10, 2013 14:45:48 #
Phreedom wrote:
A young man walked into the local welfare office t... (show quote)
That was funny, thanks for the joke.
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