Sad Story
Jan 9, 2013 23:53:19 #
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead crows near Worcester, Mass and there was concern for Avian Flu.
They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.
The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.
The city then hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out Crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
Jan 10, 2013 00:30:04 #
Jan 10, 2013 00:38:27 #
Danilo wrote:
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead c... (show quote)
You are soooooo bad! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jan 10, 2013 00:55:35 #
Jan 10, 2013 03:39:20 #
Jan 10, 2013 04:00:12 #
Danilo wrote:
I've played to some tough audiences, but...
When you perform, you play to the house you've got!
Jan 10, 2013 04:25:00 #
Danilo wrote:
I've played to some tough audiences, but...
Awwww, it's OK, at least it was clean.
Jan 10, 2013 07:38:58 #
Jan 10, 2013 07:59:21 #
Jan 10, 2013 08:14:06 #
cockney greg wrote:
I liked it..........like the crows I didn't see it coming.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jan 10, 2013 09:37:08 #
That was a long way to go Danilo,,,but it got a laugh from me :) Love good humor.
Jan 10, 2013 11:20:08 #
Thought you might like this.
One Irishman who got fed up with the crows making holes in his bagged silage.
Classic!
One Irishman who got fed up with the crows making holes in his bagged silage.
Classic!
Jan 10, 2013 13:24:22 #
Jan 10, 2013 15:06:57 #
I cannot spell groan with enough emphasis!!!! Thanks for sharing though, I loved it.....
Jan 10, 2013 15:16:19 #
Danilo wrote:
Well, it is not a pretty story....about 200 dead c... (show quote)
good one !!!! :thumbup:
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