A Policeman pulls over a driver
Jan 9, 2013 22:24:53 #
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "
Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
" "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
"I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "
Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
" "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
Jan 9, 2013 23:56:01 #
Jan 10, 2013 09:11:09 #
A question ... who pays for the ACLU,this is something i have never figured out ?????
Jan 10, 2013 13:02:21 #
Anthony Charles wrote:
A question ... who pays for the ACLU,this is something i have never figured out ?????
http://www.aclu.org/about-aclu-0
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