An Actual Ad I Found On The Web
Jan 7, 2013 18:47:30 #
The text of the ad:
A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.
It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.
Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.
Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com
And one more:
This Halloween be the talk of the neighborhood when you hand out samples of urine to the kiddies.
That's urine sample candy.
The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.
Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!
Buy this at Stupid.com: Stupid.com
A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.
It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.
Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.
Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com
And one more:
This Halloween be the talk of the neighborhood when you hand out samples of urine to the kiddies.
That's urine sample candy.
The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.
Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!
Buy this at Stupid.com: Stupid.com
Cut the cheese and no one will be the wiser.
It won't show if you have yellow teeth.
Jan 7, 2013 19:11:08 #
Jan 7, 2013 19:39:46 #
damn, now deaf people won't be able to enjoy the scent of a good fart anymore
Jan 7, 2013 21:12:17 #
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