Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Wanted ..... Good Woman For Marriage

..... must be attractive and ladylike, good cook, good mom, valid drivers license, know how to bait a hook, steer a boat, shoot a rifle, and "Must have her own hunting dog" .....

..... "Please Send Picture Of Hunting Dog" .....

TrainNut Loc: Ridin' the rails

Must have Steam engine. Please send photo of steam engine.

I found one that likes trains as much as I do. It's great.

KeithF199 Loc: Frisco, Texas

“Female Dating Standards”
Ladies, You are ineligible to buy me dinner or get a ride home from the restaurant if you answer yes to any of the following conditions!

 IF YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA, DO NOT BOTHER TO GO ANY FURTHER, YOU ARE A REJECTED!
 EVER TREATED FOR A PSYCHOSIS
 FLAT CHESTED ALLOWED
 FEEL HONESTY IS YOUR OPTION
 SEXUALLY INHIBITED
 MISSING TEETH
 RELIGIOUS FREAK
 FINANCIALLY INSECURE (I.E. BROKE)
 KIDS AT HOME
 SMOKER