DOOK Loc: Maclean, Australia

When I was at school many years ago, I used to bring home Little Johnie jokes. Johnnie was quick witted & sometimes used colorful language. It was usually a dialogue between Johnnie & his teacher. Sometimes I would repeat them at the supper table & get a clip on the ear from my father for using words that I didn't even know the meaning of at the time.

My kids heard the same jokes at school & my grand kids are still telling them. I don't know if he was native to Australia, or whether other countries also inherited him?

There are millions of jokes, but here is one of my favorites.

The teacher asked the class what they saw on the way to school.

Little Johnnie put his hand up. "I saw a bad accident Miss. One guy had his head stuck in the windshield & the other guy had the gear stick stuck fair up his ass."

Teacher..."Rectum, Johnnie, rectum."

Little Johnnie..."Wrecked 'em alright Miss. Bloody near killed 'em."

jadeast Loc: Virginia

This on is REALLY old my father told me a version of this in the 1940s.