Not exactly as I remember them!
Jan 6, 2013 10:13:43 #
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b******d.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass' !!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a
Sports car.
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You have to be old enough to appreciate this.
If you don't understand, it is because you are too young!
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little b******d.
********************
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
********************
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
********************
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass' !!
********************
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
********************
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
********************
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
********************
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a
Sports car.
********************************************
You have to be old enough to appreciate this.
If you don't understand, it is because you are too young!
Jan 6, 2013 14:58:05 #
Jan 6, 2013 16:12:30 #
Jan 6, 2013 16:16:32 #
Jan 7, 2013 05:25:36 #
Jan 7, 2013 05:29:31 #
Mary had a little sheep
With whom at night she used to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctors were amazed.
With whom at night she used to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctors were amazed.
Jan 7, 2013 08:30:02 #
Jan 7, 2013 15:07:30 #
Jan 7, 2013 15:24:52 #
Jan 7, 2013 15:42:41 #
Brian in Whitby
Loc: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"You have unusual ware."
"Where all the pies I've seen before are round,
By gosh, your Pi R^2!
By gosh your pies are square!
I wish I could enter math formulae.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"You have unusual ware."
"Where all the pies I've seen before are round,
By gosh, your Pi R^2!
By gosh your pies are square!
I wish I could enter math formulae.
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