colonoscopy
Jan 5, 2013 09:21:17 #
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure...
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't ever get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
Sarge69
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure...
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse.
Don't ever get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
Sarge69
Jan 5, 2013 10:54:30 #
Jan 5, 2013 11:30:49 #
sarge69 wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)
Watch the tribute to the colonal rectal surgeon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlCLHf76q_w
Jan 5, 2013 11:34:19 #
Jan 5, 2013 12:28:23 #
Doctor, how are you performing my prostate exam with both of your hands on my shoulders?
Jan 6, 2013 07:02:15 #
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Jan 6, 2013 11:45:47 #
sarge69 wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)
Right Sarge, also they keep the damn thing in the freezer!
Jan 6, 2013 15:35:25 #
Reminds me of your last trip to San Francisco. My wife cannot walk by a carousel without going for a ride. And of course, right in the middle of Pier 39 is a huge carousel. She decided to ride on the black horse. I asked her where I was supposed to ride. She said 'right next to me'. I said, 'Dear, I'm not going to ride a pink dolphin in San Francisco'.
Jan 6, 2013 19:20:30 #
Jan 6, 2013 19:44:14 #
I quit having colonoscopies at the clinics. I just book a flight now and the TSA does a thorough job, X-rays and all.
Jan 6, 2013 22:03:55 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
sarge69 wrote:
Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming c... (show quote)
Hey Doc ..... ha,ha,ha,ha
Jan 6, 2013 22:23:21 #
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