Why Dogs are Better than Girlfriends
Jan 4, 2013 23:26:06 #
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs love red meat.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same throughout the entire month.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that everything smaller than it is meant to be chased.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought Kenny G, Cher, or Barbra Streisand albums.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't care about or get jealous of any other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet desk and the backs of your drawers.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're always ready to go.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
Dogs think you sing great.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs love red meat.
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't shop.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's disposition stays the same throughout the entire month.
Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs love long car trips.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs understand that everything smaller than it is meant to be chased.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought Kenny G, Cher, or Barbra Streisand albums.
No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs never expect gifts.
Dogs don't worry about germs.
Dogs don't care about or get jealous of any other dog you ever had.
Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet desk and the backs of your drawers.
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
You never have to wait for a dog, they're always ready to go.
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
Dogs aren't catty.
Dogs seldom outlive you.
Jan 5, 2013 01:56:10 #
Great information!
And...AND...when you get home from work, you can talk, or not, dog doesn't care which.
And...AND...when you get home from work, you can talk, or not, dog doesn't care which.
Jan 5, 2013 13:27:07 #
Jan 5, 2013 13:42:02 #
And he doesn't care if you come home in a bad mood. He know's you will get over it.
Jan 5, 2013 14:58:14 #
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