Joke - Questions That Haunt Me
Jan 3, 2013 08:40:24 #
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Sarge69
2nd Cup of coffee
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going?
________________________________________
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's inside your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Sarge69
2nd Cup of coffee
Jan 3, 2013 08:56:03 #
Thanks again Sarge. LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Graham Thirkill
Graham Thirkill
Jan 4, 2013 08:50:21 #
Points to ponder. And we won't go to the ponder question or what a ponder is.
Jan 4, 2013 08:58:43 #
Jan 4, 2013 08:59:40 #
Jan 4, 2013 09:01:37 #
Thanks Sarge,
Can I add:
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Can I add:
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Jan 4, 2013 09:34:55 #
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
Morcongressons! :mrgreen:
DePratt
Morcongressons! :mrgreen:
DePratt
Jan 4, 2013 09:52:25 #
Very astute questions.
Has anyone got the answer to 'Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?' - I have always wondered about that!
Has anyone got the answer to 'Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?' - I have always wondered about that!
Jan 4, 2013 14:51:08 #
Jan 4, 2013 15:41:06 #
krf4 wrote:
Why do we drive on a Parkway and park in a drive way?
Because some nuts made it the wrong way...
Jan 4, 2013 15:42:22 #
Daryl New wrote:
Ah great musings Sarge....thanks again.
Musings must come from pondering cats.
Jan 4, 2013 17:42:07 #
sarge69 wrote:
Can you cry under water? br br How important doe... (show quote)
...... and if a tortise loses it's shell is it naked or homeless?
Jan 4, 2013 19:44:50 #
krf4
Loc: Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
infocus wrote:
quote=sarge69 Can you cry under water? br br Ho... (show quote)
With the right seasonings it would be tasty.
Jan 4, 2013 20:43:34 #
Why do we think faster than we talk?
Why is "because" usually the answer to "why?"
Why is "because" usually the answer to "why?"
Jan 4, 2013 22:45:58 #
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