A Blonde's Year In Review
Dec 31, 2012 10:32:01 #
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....
Helllloooo!!!.........bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
August
Got locked out of my car in a rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ?
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....
Helllloooo!!!.........bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
August
Got locked out of my car in a rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ?
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Dec 31, 2012 12:31:13 #
My daughter-in-law doesn't like the blonde jokes - said they're to hard to read when her eyes are closed. Love it, Remoman!
Dec 31, 2012 13:20:39 #
Living in a house with 3 blonds, we do not discuss blonde or bald jokes...
Dec 31, 2012 13:21:56 #
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Living in a house with 3 blonds, we do not discuss blonde or bald jokes...
Is that because those three cannot understand them?
And, I've never heard of a bald blonde - unless she ducked under the rotary lawnmower to see if the blades were turning.
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