SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
Dec 31, 2012 10:13:02 #
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients..
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
The waiting room was filled with patients..
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
Dec 31, 2012 10:36:25 #
Dec 31, 2012 10:37:02 #
Dec 31, 2012 11:05:47 #
How about a true story from a time when I visited my urologist?
My doctor said he wanted to run a test on my bladder.
The next thing I know, the most beautiful blonde I have ever seen walks into the room and tells me to strip from the waist down.
OH, MY!
She lays me back on the examination table and takes my penis and starts running something up it.
OH, MY! OH, MY!
The doctor comes in and tells me it is a camera to look inside my bladder.
When he is done and leaves, she removes it.
OH, MY! OH, MY! OH, MY!
I ask her is she is ever embarrassed.
She says, "No, but my boyfriend tells me to never talk about my work."
My doctor said he wanted to run a test on my bladder.
The next thing I know, the most beautiful blonde I have ever seen walks into the room and tells me to strip from the waist down.
OH, MY!
She lays me back on the examination table and takes my penis and starts running something up it.
OH, MY! OH, MY!
The doctor comes in and tells me it is a camera to look inside my bladder.
When he is done and leaves, she removes it.
OH, MY! OH, MY! OH, MY!
I ask her is she is ever embarrassed.
She says, "No, but my boyfriend tells me to never talk about my work."
Dec 31, 2012 12:23:22 #
Dec 31, 2012 18:49:06 #
My story. Bladder cancer.
6 weeks on Wed at 1:30pm tube up the uretha to flood the bladder with a liquid mixture of live tuberculosis bacteria which I had to take home and lay on my stomach, l-side, back, r-side each for 30 minutes before running to the bathroom.
In the bath room I had to sit to relieve myself and then pour a cup of pure bleach into the bowl before flushing. Then was washing up and cleaning in and around the bowl.
Got easy after that 6 weeks. I am just finishing up 2 years of monthly visits to get the tv camera shoved up there to check the bladder.
Only good news is 'nothing coming back'
The nurse ? She knows me well by now.
Sarge69
6 weeks on Wed at 1:30pm tube up the uretha to flood the bladder with a liquid mixture of live tuberculosis bacteria which I had to take home and lay on my stomach, l-side, back, r-side each for 30 minutes before running to the bathroom.
In the bath room I had to sit to relieve myself and then pour a cup of pure bleach into the bowl before flushing. Then was washing up and cleaning in and around the bowl.
Got easy after that 6 weeks. I am just finishing up 2 years of monthly visits to get the tv camera shoved up there to check the bladder.
Only good news is 'nothing coming back'
The nurse ? She knows me well by now.
Sarge69
Dec 31, 2012 19:17:09 #
Dec 31, 2012 19:20:43 #
Thanks - every thing clean so they say.
Only thing is:
If I think I have to go
I better
or
I Did
Sarge69
Only thing is:
If I think I have to go
I better
or
I Did
Sarge69
Dec 31, 2012 19:22:01 #
Dec 31, 2012 21:29:03 #
Jan 1, 2013 05:38:12 #
johnr9999
Loc: Carlton, OR
sarge69 wrote:
My story. Bladder cancer. br 6 weeks on Wed at 1:3... (show quote)
Sarge, any chance you have looked into the bladder cancer as a result of Agent Orange. This a known cause of bladder Ca. The VA should be responsible.
John
Jan 1, 2013 06:46:08 #
sarge69 wrote:
My story. Bladder cancer. br 6 weeks on Wed at 1:3... (show quote)
Hope you don't mind if I add you to my prayer list. I would hate to lose your words of wit and wisdom.
Jan 1, 2013 06:51:05 #
sarge69 wrote:
Thanks - every thing clean so they say.
Only thing is:
If I think I have to go
I better
or
I Did
Sarge69
Only thing is:
If I think I have to go
I better
or
I Did
Sarge69
Let's hope it stays that way - The 'clean' bit, I mean.
Jan 1, 2013 07:30:38 #
Jan 1, 2013 08:14:00 #
Thanks to all of your for your thoughts. I'm checking with VA on the cancer and the quadruple by-pass due to some heart disease that was not in family history.
Evaluations can take years they told me.
Happy New Year to all and many many more.
Sarge69
Evaluations can take years they told me.
Happy New Year to all and many many more.
Sarge69
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