Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isnt Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is
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Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Sarge69
Sarge you kill me
(Gosh I hope not)
DaveMM
Loc: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
It's amazing how poorly headline writers check their work! Brilliant collection.
Sarge, never at a lose for words. We are so lucky, especially our tear-ducts when we laugh this hard
HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the cold wave one. Precisely what i needed after a couple of days of irritating the hell outta agnostics and leading gun control advocates to the conclusion I should be shot! How ya liking the winter weather down there?
cudakite wrote:
HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the cold wave one. Precisely what i needed after a couple of days of irritating the hell outta agnostics and leading gun control advocates to the conclusion I should be shot! How ya liking the winter weather down there?
Winter weather is great. Last night at New Years Eve party in downtown Ft Myers, they blocked off 2 or 3 blocks for drinking, dancing and music in the streets. Police just watch folks walk by with open containers. Bars had outside stands for drinks and shots.
Shot pants, tropical shirt and my lady at my side was great.
Sarge69
I hope the shots weren't from a gun... I hope they were from a camera...
Shot were like Johnny Walker, Crown Royal, Jim Bean and other relatives of mine.
Sarge69
And these folks are running loose without supervision and getting paid. LMAO
Harvey
Ya - a great time in the streets by the "Snow Birds" - nothing like "Winter Break". I miss my Cancun winters.
Harvey
sarge69 wrote:
cudakite wrote:
HaHaHa! =D Especially liked the cold wave one. Precisely what i needed after a couple of days of irritating the hell outta agnostics and leading gun control advocates to the conclusion I should be shot! How ya liking the winter weather down there?
Winter weather is great. Last night at New Years Eve party in downtown Ft Myers, they blocked off 2 or 3 blocks for drinking, dancing and music in the streets. Police just watch folks walk by with open containers. Bars had outside stands for drinks and shots.
Shot pants, tropical shirt and my lady at my side was great.
Sarge69
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