Found A Fairy And Made A Wish
Dec 21, 2012 14:08:18 #
A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
Dec 22, 2012 07:31:35 #
Dec 22, 2012 07:59:11 #
sarge69 wrote:
A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
way funny Sarge! :D
Dec 22, 2012 11:31:16 #
sarge69 wrote:
A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
How sadly true. I'm stealing that one.
Dec 23, 2012 10:12:12 #
sarge69 wrote:
A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
OH Sarge you got me on that one :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 23, 2012 11:23:03 #
Wabbit
Loc: Arizona Desert
sarge69 wrote:
A Wish to Live Forever
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
I met a fairy the other day and she said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Sarge69
Hey Doc ..... you still got it doc
Dec 23, 2012 13:41:47 #
[quote=Wabbit
Hey Doc ..... you still got it doc[/quote]
OMG Wabbit! totally cracked me up!
Hey Doc ..... you still got it doc[/quote]
OMG Wabbit! totally cracked me up!
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