Dog for sale
Dec 11, 2012 14:51:45 #
*_DOG FOR SALE_*
*A man sees a sign outside a house -* *'Talking Dog For Sale .'*
*He rings the bell, the owner appears* a*nd tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.*
*The man sees a very nice looking Golden Retriever sitting there.*
*"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.*
*"Yes," the Retriever replies.*
*After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk,* t*he man asks, "So, tell me your story."*
*The dog looks up and says,*
*"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was quite young.* *I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS what I could do. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country*, s*itting in rooms with spies and world leaders. Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping,* *I was one of their most valuable spies for more than eight years."*
*"But all the jetting around really tired me out,*
a*nd I knew I wasn't getting any younger*, s*o I decided to settle down.*"
*"I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport* t*o do some undercover security work,* w*andering near suspicious
and listening in.*"
*"I uncovered some incredible dealings* a*nd was awarded several medals. *"
*"I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."*
*The man was amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.*
*"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10.....!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"* *says the man.*
*The owner replies "Because he's a lying b*stard, he's never been out of this garden."
*A man sees a sign outside a house -* *'Talking Dog For Sale .'*
*He rings the bell, the owner appears* a*nd tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.*
*The man sees a very nice looking Golden Retriever sitting there.*
*"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.*
*"Yes," the Retriever replies.*
*After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk,* t*he man asks, "So, tell me your story."*
*The dog looks up and says,*
*"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was quite young.* *I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS what I could do. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country*, s*itting in rooms with spies and world leaders. Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping,* *I was one of their most valuable spies for more than eight years."*
*"But all the jetting around really tired me out,*
a*nd I knew I wasn't getting any younger*, s*o I decided to settle down.*"
*"I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport* t*o do some undercover security work,* w*andering near suspicious
and listening in.*"
*"I uncovered some incredible dealings* a*nd was awarded several medals. *"
*"I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."*
*The man was amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.*
*"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10.....!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"* *says the man.*
*The owner replies "Because he's a lying b*stard, he's never been out of this garden."
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Feb 18, 2013 05:09:25 #
andypilot wrote:
*_DOG FOR SALE_* br br br *A man sees a sign ou... (show quote)
uuummm... this sorta sounds like my dog.. is his name Ruddy?
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