tlbuljac wrote:
Elderly gentleman tells doctor that his hearing is so bad that he can't hear himself fart. Doc says "I have a cure for you, take these pills twice a day". The guy is elated and asks the doctor "will these pills help me hear better"? The doc replies "No, but they will make you fart louder".
So the Doc said " well as long as your here lets get get that bill caught up , shall we! :!: