Onquest Loc: Just Wandering

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells..'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

This joke was told last week in here

tramsey Loc: Texas

I didn't see in then and I think it's funny. I would think it's funny even if I had seen it last week. If it comes around again, it still will be funny!

RichieC Loc: Adirondacks

Thanks for telling it, I didn't see it and thought it was funny too.

There is always someone who has heard any joke before, probably the type that blurts out the punch line when you are telling a joke in person... just to show how much more clever they are.

rolf Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada

Funny