Definition of a true friend...
Dec 5, 2012 15:18:14 #
DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks
to true friendship:
1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6 . When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks
to true friendship:
1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6 . When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Dec 5, 2012 17:33:38 #
Dec 6, 2012 09:32:01 #
Dec 6, 2012 13:51:07 #
Dec 6, 2012 14:20:38 #
Dec 6, 2012 17:19:00 #
forget friends you are better off with enemies ! at least enemies wont come round trying to borrow money off you.
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