DIRTY HARRY Loc: Hartland, Michigan

Sorry these came to me all caps and I don't want to retype them.



TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP. Burma Shave


SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE. Burma Shave


DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT. Burma Shave


DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING. Burma Shave


BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE. Burma Shave


CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER. Burma Shave


SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT. Burma Shave


THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE. Burma Shave


AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT? Burma Shave


NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU. Burma Shave


A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN’ Burma Shave


AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY. Burma Shave


BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE. Burma Shave


THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING. Burma Shave


CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE. Burma Shave


PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW. Burma Shave

NMGal Loc: NE NM

Words to the wise.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Thanks!

Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas

Fun post - thanks for sharing.

wrangler5 Loc: Missouri

WITHIN THIS VALE
OF TOIL AND SIN
YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD
BUT NOT YOUR CHIN

Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas

That sure describes me

dpullum Loc: Tampa Florida

As a youth when we traveled south to see relatives I recall reading them along the road side ... entertainment.

TonyBot

Said Farmer Brown
Who’s bald on Top
Wish that I could
Rotate the Crop

Schoee Loc: Europe

If you put the text in a word processor you can change it all to lower case or initial capitals very easily. Select text and shift F3

Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas

On a MAC - highlight the words to change, right click and select Transformations | Capitalize

From this:
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW. Burma Shave

To This:
Passing School Zone
Take It Slow
Let Our Little
Shavers Grow. Burma Shave

bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX

Shaving Cream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4bD-hvy9mQ

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Thanks!

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Fond memories.

olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin

I have always liked the one
" it would be more fun to go by air
if you could read these signs up there"......

Ront53 Loc: Maryland

Had to add another....

The car was in the ditch
The man was up the tree
The moon was full
And so was he...Burma Shave