Old Golfer
Nov 30, 2012 12:53:55 #
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 kms through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few leaks behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all, I drank eight beers.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one heck of an outdoors-man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer."
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 kms through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few leaks behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all, I drank eight beers.
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one heck of an outdoors-man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer."
Nov 30, 2012 21:54:07 #
Dec 1, 2012 06:41:22 #
Ron M wrote:
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me... (show quote)
sounds like my sons.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 1, 2012 14:50:05 #
Dec 2, 2012 00:29:21 #
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