Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

In response to Jerryc41’s recent thread, “Can’t Take. A Compliment” I offer the following.

A GROUP OF MY FRIENDS
A group of my friends and I went out to a local German Restaurant. We wanted good German food but that can be a delicacy. After we were seated and ordered our food, the woman decided to use the rest room. All of us men sat there and were started talking. Why do they all have to go together? Why are they gone so long? Why do they all look like they are plotting world domination???

So us guys started to conjecture. When a man goes to the restroom, we go alone. We don’t invite anyone along. We do what we need to do and we are done. We don’t talk to anyone else even if we recognize them while we wash our hands. We just leave the men’s room and quietly and quickly return to our seats. When the women return they are chatting up a storm with each other. You can hear their conversation from the other end of the eatery. When they approach the table, they have stern looks on their face and have stopped talking. When any one of us men asks what was so funny?, they all reply, Ohh! It’s nothing! You wouldn’t understand!

We have come to the reason for all this. The Ladies Rest Room is like The Oval Office or the Situation Room. Women line up to enter. That is why the line is twice or three times as long as the line for the men’s room.
Once inside they discuss their ill made plans to foil us men as well as other men we have yet to meet.

Now you know the rest of the story! We must not let the women know what we know. All of the men are obligated to NOT discuss this revolution!

To all the women of the world, us men have presumed you all have conspired against us. We may not know what you have in store for us, but we will always be cautious around the female populace.

Women. Ya can’t live with ‘‘em and ya can’t live without ‘em!

cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX

I think it was womEn, and revAlation. And they were discussing how depressing it is to live in a world that is 49% populated by men.

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

Sorry about the typos. Can you imagine a world that has more than 51% women?

cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX

Easily!

BebuLamar

I don't know but if the world has 90% women they wouldn't do what you said. Men wouldn't have any problem with them.

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

You are correct. My wife forgets many things like, “I want to buy a Canon R3 camera”……Yet my wife always remember that six months ago, “I said that I would climb on a ladder and re-shingle the roof.” I don’t remember saying anything like that because we don’t have a ladder!

Women have selective hearing….Just remember that you were not selected!

Rich2236 Loc: E. Hampstead, New Hampshire

Oh how true, how true!!!!!

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

There was an episode of "Rosanne" in which she dressed like a man and went into a bar. For some reason, she went into the men's room and stood at a urinal. When a man came in a stood next to her, she started talking and never shut up. Not realistic, but that's why it was funny.

47greyfox Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range

Haha! Well put….

sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri

Albert Einstein was believed to be one of the greatest minds of modern times. He had married and been divorced. If Albert Einstein was not smart enough to know how to live peacefully with a woman, the rest of us men wouldn't have a chance.

PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA

According to my wife I have selective hearing. I admit I do use (need) hearing aids, which she claims do not work.

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

My wife has selective speaking. When she doesn't want me to know what she's telling me she speaks very quietly.