bobbyjohn Loc: Dallas, TX

Viagara stolen. It’s in the news.
Hardened criminals on the loose.

Ole went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush and he took it home
And the next week one of the guys
Said, “Ole’s, how’s that toilet brush?
The one you got from the neighbors?”
And Ole said, “Oh, it works pretty good.
But I think I’d rather use paper.”

The farmer had a champion bull
Who bred two hundred times a year.
The farmer’s wife said, ‘Two hundred times!
Isn’t that wonderful, dear?
Maybe you ought to watch him,
Maybe he’d show you how.”
The farmer said, ‘He’s a heck of a bull
But it wasn’t all with the same cow.”

A German shepherd walks into a bar
And says “Hey, I’m a talking dog.
I know other dogs do tricks,
But you ever hear one talk? I
How about a drink for a dog
Who’s articulate and erudite?
And the bartender said, “Sure,
The toilet’s there, first door on the right.”

Ole lay on his deathbed,
He knew he was going to die.
And then he smelled a beautiful smell
Of Lena’s rhubarb pie.
He crept downstairs to the kitchen,
There it was, he let out a moan.
Then Lena whacked him with a broom:
That’s for the funeral. Leave it alone.

flyboy61 Loc: The Great American Desert

cahale Loc: San Angelo, TX

Chuckle worthy.

llamb Loc: Northeast Ohio

Funny stuff

~Lee

crafterwantabe Loc: Mn

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hugEDhog Loc: Bear, Delaware