Little Johnny.
Nov 28, 2012 19:00:28 #
Ront53
Loc: Maryland
Little Johnny had a problem of betting. His parents and teacher had discussed this and what to do many times.
One day in class Little Johnny told the teacher," I bet you $10 that you have a wart on your arse". This was the moment that the teacher was waiting for so she took him up on the bet and was going to show him after school that there was no such wart. Ofcourse Johnny lost the bet, paid the teacher $10 and left to walk home. The teacher was delighted because she thought the betting problem had been fixed. She immediatly call the father and told him about the $10 bet, how Little Johnny lost and she was sure of a cure. "Well, Well" said the father. "That little bastard bet me $25 that he would see your arse before he left school today".
One day in class Little Johnny told the teacher," I bet you $10 that you have a wart on your arse". This was the moment that the teacher was waiting for so she took him up on the bet and was going to show him after school that there was no such wart. Ofcourse Johnny lost the bet, paid the teacher $10 and left to walk home. The teacher was delighted because she thought the betting problem had been fixed. She immediatly call the father and told him about the $10 bet, how Little Johnny lost and she was sure of a cure. "Well, Well" said the father. "That little bastard bet me $25 that he would see your arse before he left school today".
Nov 28, 2012 20:47:45 #
Nov 29, 2012 10:18:25 #
Nov 29, 2012 15:47:59 #
First heard this one about a naval captain and a banana. You can fill in the blanks.
Nov 29, 2012 18:40:35 #
If you like Little Johnny, then Google or YouTube the Little Johnny movie. If you don't like the 7 bad words, then don't download or watch the movie.
It is just too funny
Steve
It is just too funny
Steve
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