Little Johnny
Mar 11, 2024 15:39:59 #
Teacher: What does the chicken give us?
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
Mar 11, 2024 15:48:10 #
Jesu S wrote:
Teacher: a what does the chicken give us?
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
Detention? This didn't happen in the 50's.
Mar 11, 2024 16:56:34 #
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Mar 12, 2024 10:06:04 #
Mar 12, 2024 10:37:34 #
SteveR wrote:
Detention? This didn't happen in the 50's.
It sure did!! It also happened in the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s and 90’s!! I know because I assigned it frequently.
Mark😀
Mar 12, 2024 11:46:33 #
Mar 12, 2024 14:03:43 #
SteveR wrote:
Detention? This didn't happen in the 50's.
The comments were different but the detention was there. Come to think about it, is detention still an option?
Mar 12, 2024 14:29:24 #
Mar 12, 2024 14:54:22 #
The teacher asked Little Johnny, what my favorite animal was?
Little Johnny said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
He asked me what happened, I told him and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked Little Johnny what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why?
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
Little Johnny said, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now..
Little Johnny said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too.
Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
He asked me what happened, I told him and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked Little Johnny what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why?
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
Little Johnny said, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now..
Mar 12, 2024 16:06:16 #
I find it quite funny and "plein d'humour"!Correct...a measured and fair punishment for giving an honest but vexing opinion must actually be a few hours of detention.
Of course, depending on how fat the cow really is, it should become a nice reward instead!
Mar 13, 2024 00:44:18 #
Mar 13, 2024 07:19:44 #
Artcameraman
Loc: Springfield NH
A Priest, Rabbi and a Rabbit went into a blood bank to give blood, the nurse said to the Rabbit "What type are you"? The Rabbit said "I must be a Type-O".
Mar 13, 2024 07:58:08 #
Jesu S wrote:
Teacher: What does the chicken give us?
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
Timmy: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. What does the pig give us?
Betty: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. What does the fat cow give us?
Little Johnny: Homework.
Little Johnny is now in detention.
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