Mother's Milk
Nov 28, 2012 11:04:49 #
rolf
Loc: Kenora Ont.Canada
Students in an Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote:
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7 ) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
Nov 28, 2012 12:38:57 #
Nov 29, 2012 08:34:35 #
Nov 29, 2012 08:53:36 #
And for extra test credits,...
8 ) Instills perpetual visual attachment instincts later in life,....exhibited primarily in male babies at or soon after puberty. No antidote known, but assure perpetuation of species.
A+
8 ) Instills perpetual visual attachment instincts later in life,....exhibited primarily in male babies at or soon after puberty. No antidote known, but assure perpetuation of species.
A+
Nov 29, 2012 18:14:17 #
rolf wrote:
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