sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

And I attribute them correctly

I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy - Tom Clancey

You know 'That Look' women have when they want sex?
Me neither - Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand - Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night - Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading - Steve Jobs

My mother never saw the irony is calling me A Son-Of-A Bitch - Jack Nicholson

Women need a good reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Robert De Niro

Instead of getting married again, I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. - Rod Stewart

See, the problem is that God gives a man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams

And the best for last

Sex at 90 is like try to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

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tramsey Loc: Texas

You can rely on the Sarge for doing what is right :thumbup:

Thanks for sharing :)

tusketwedge Loc: Nova Scotia Canada

Thanks for posting .I had read them before but forgot them. Oldsymers I guess.If you repost again tomorrow I'll probably thank you again.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... you're like a bottle of wine ..... gets better and better with age .....

PhotoJoe Loc: WASHINGTON

Jokes or "words of wisdom" ?

workhorse Loc: Nashville, TN

Is that why I can't remember them? :thumbup:

Daryl New Loc: Wellington,New Zealand

You're a cracker Sarge,love them,thanks for post.

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

:lol: :D :-D

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Sarge...this may pre-date George Burns comment. Do you remember the comedian Moms Mabley? She was an old black female comedian. However, when she was about 20, she married an old man about 80. Later she was asked what sex with an old man was like...she said it was like pushing a Cadillac with a rope.

sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I actually once in the 60s was in New York City and bought an album ( 33 1/3 rpm) of hers. What a classic chick she was with comedy.

Sarge69