Cany143 wrote:
Thanks, mom.
And yes, I did exactly as you asked: I called that same bail bondsman you usually use, I paid your overdue mortgage payment, and I got you that fifth of gin. You'll find it right next to your tv remote, and you won't have to get up or go far after you get bailed out and manage your way home. I'd pick you up from the hoosegow like usual, but I picked up a triple shift down here in the mines so I won't be available for a while.
Oh! Wait! You're not my mom! It's just that what you wrote seemed SO like what she'd have said whenever.....
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