Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob said ..
... "Ya' know sumthin', Luther, I reckon I'm 'bout ready fur a vacation, only this time I'm gonna' do it little different this time.

"'Last few years," he said, "I took yur advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii, and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti, and durned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." "I ain't gonna do THAT agin."

Luther asked Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna' do this year that's differnt?"



Billy Bob replied, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Dat good ole' Billy Bob is a clever red neck