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The second one reminded me of this.
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a tiny town got up early and went to their local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the church!
Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance.
They trampled each other in their frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman.
He just sat there, calmly in his pew and did not move.
He seemed oblivious to the fact that he was in the presence of the Anti-Christ.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and asked,
"Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep. Sure do."
Satan asked, "Are you not afraid of me?"
"Nope. Sure ain't," said the old man.
Satan, a little perturbed at this, queried, "Why do you not fear me!?"
The man calmly replied,
"Nope, been married to your sister for 48 years."
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a tiny town got up early and went to their local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the church!
Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance.
They trampled each other in their frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman.
He just sat there, calmly in his pew and did not move.
He seemed oblivious to the fact that he was in the presence of the Anti-Christ.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and asked,
"Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep. Sure do."
Satan asked, "Are you not afraid of me?"
"Nope. Sure ain't," said the old man.
Satan, a little perturbed at this, queried, "Why do you not fear me!?"
The man calmly replied,
"Nope, been married to your sister for 48 years."
Jan 22, 2024 19:31:03 #
BBurns wrote:
The second one reminded me of this. br -----------... (show quote)
Sounds like one of my ex’s
Jan 23, 2024 08:31:01 #
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