NOTLguy Loc: Niagara on the Lake, Ontario

I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are
I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife
It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's sixty kilometers per hour", it says
"You're doing seventy five"
It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake
It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene
It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice
It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Pretty damn good :thumbup: :thumbup:

Jolly Roger Loc: Dorset. UK

Nice one.

Wabbit Loc: Arizona Desert

Hey Doc ..... very good

Ive Fallen Loc: Chula, GA

doesn't matter if we are from the north, south, east, or west, "they are all the same. well almost, i do the cooking and cleaning. when we get out of the car my wife will lock the door even tho i have the remote. i asked her why, and she said she didn't want me to forget. she is so helpful!

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

That is called a nagigator. :lol:

BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

Good one!!

Although I have to admit that I once was complaining to my wife about how she is always giving me these "unneeded directions" as I proceeded to drive right past our driveway towards the next block. Her laughter at my untimely mistake still rings in my ears to this day.

stevenelson Loc: Pauls Valley, Oklahoma

Been there done that. Must be a man thing. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Robbie7 Loc: Northampton. England

Love it and although I've had 3 of them, they all work in just the same way..still no off button though :evil:

RicknJude Loc: Quebec, Canada

That is so Funny. I even sent it to my Wife--(Navigator).

imntrt1 Loc: St. Louis

I remember one of the first times I went somewhere with my now ex-wife. I was a police officer and we were talking about the job and I was explaining to her that we are born observers and constantly study our surroundings. We got into my car and I promptly backed into her car which was parked behind my car and I had failed to see it.

Robbie7 Loc: Northampton. England

Hi im :D Cant accept that, you were tired and it was an easy thing to do, perfectly understandable, we are human after all. If it would have been her then it would have been because shes a woman..Pull yourself together man :thumbup:

BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

But, you know, you now have a great story to tell and it does you great credit that you're not ashamed to tell. Good for you!
:thumbup:

NOTLguy Loc: Niagara on the Lake, Ontario

Yes guys, I guess we all have similar stories. All I can say is that my wife is almost always right (may be that's why I sometimes want to switch her off :lol:

Horseart Loc: Alabama

Ready for this??? Are you sure???
My husband would tell you the answer is simple! He lets ME drive!!!