Joke - Adult In Nature
Nov 26, 2012 17:52:04 #
Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santas lap at the department store. Santa says, "Ill bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S."
The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa tries again, tapping Johnnys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And dont tell me you dont have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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Forgive me St Nick.
Sarge69
The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa tries again, tapping Johnnys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And dont tell me you dont have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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Forgive me St Nick.
Sarge69
Nov 26, 2012 18:00:39 #
Nov 26, 2012 18:25:22 #
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Nov 27, 2012 18:30:28 #
The other day my son asked me what senses I had lost (if any)and I told him I have lost my sense of decency
Nov 27, 2012 20:10:37 #
Good one Sarge. You heard the old saying "If the Lord invented any thing better ,He must have kept it for Himself."
Nov 27, 2012 21:42:12 #
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