The outbacks. A joke.
Nov 26, 2012 11:56:37 #
What do the widows of American millionaires do ? They go on a world cruise. But, this one was different. She wanted a guy who had never set eyes on a woman. So she sent her agents out & sure enough in the outbacks of Australia they found such a guy. He was brought back in great secrecy & installed in a suite at the Hilton. When the woman saw him she was a bit shocked. He was hairy & looked sub human. But she though having spent all this money she better go through with it, so she asked him to clean up & she would come back in an hour, order dinner etc. When she came back she thought he looked rather good but found the flunkies had removed all the furniture from the suite on the orders of the man. She asked him why , and he looked at her quizzically and said " Well maa'm if it was anything like it was with the kangaroos, wee''l need a lot of room "
Nov 26, 2012 11:58:58 #
Nov 26, 2012 13:00:15 #
Nov 26, 2012 14:01:13 #
Hell ya, unless it directly addresses a person, read it and laugh. Why must some always take things so seriously. Must be a rough life for some people out there.
Sarge69 (old but full of schmidtt)
Sarge69 (old but full of schmidtt)
Nov 27, 2012 07:28:35 #
Now the kangaroos will be offended and go on a rampage, looking for an embassy to burn...
Nov 27, 2012 08:29:24 #
sarge69 wrote:
He knows a good time when he sees it.
Sarge69
Sarge69
The visual I am having right now is outrageous. Shame on me, for two weeks.
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Nov 28, 2012 00:25:27 #
Nov 28, 2012 04:30:45 #
Just shows you can't sit around waiting for a good time, you gotta "hop" to it!!
Nov 28, 2012 04:31:56 #
Just shows you can't sit around waiting for a good time, you gotta "hop" to it!!
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