Conservatives Explain Why They Support Kyle Rittenhouse Dec 6, 2023
Dec 15, 2023 02:40:48 #
After fatally shooting two men at a Black L***s M****r protest in Kenosha, WI, Kyle Rittenhouse quickly rocketed to fame as a hero within the right-wing media. We asked conservatives why they support the controversial figure, and this is what they said.
No. 1 “He murdered a couple of people, for starters.”
No. 2 “It feels nice to rally around a young conservative man for a reason that isn’t protecting him from rape allegations.”
No. 3 “I support anyone who pretends to write a book.”
No. 4 “All he did was exercise his constitutional right to murder liberals.”
No. 5 "Considering Black L***s M****r k**led over 2 million people in Kenosha alone, I would say his actions were justified.”
No. 6 “No college wants me either.”
No. 7 “I want teenagers to feel confident enough to open fire on a crowd of civilians without feeling self-conscious.”
No. 8 “He’s not afraid to k**l what we’re all thinking about.”
No. 9 “I support everyone in the smug little prick community.”
No. 10 “It gets a lot of people to comment on my Facebook status.”
No. 11 “He reminds me of my weird, violent son.”
No. 12 “He proved you don’t have to be a Buffalo Bills running back or star in The Naked Gun to get away with k*****g two people.”
No. 13 “Kid’s got potential.”
No. 14 “The world needed a younger, whiter George Zimmerman.”
No. 15 “He showed incredible restraint by only k*****g two people with an AR-15 when he clearly could have k**led more.”
“No. 16 "There’s something about crossing state lines to terrorize a population that I really relate to.”
“No. 17 "I saw what he did to the last few guys who didn’t support him.”
To put a face to the quotes, go to the link. (some infamous MAGAs in the line up.)
https://www.theonion.com/conservatives-explain-why-they-support-kyle-rittenhouse-1851071671
No. 1 “He murdered a couple of people, for starters.”
No. 2 “It feels nice to rally around a young conservative man for a reason that isn’t protecting him from rape allegations.”
No. 3 “I support anyone who pretends to write a book.”
No. 4 “All he did was exercise his constitutional right to murder liberals.”
No. 5 "Considering Black L***s M****r k**led over 2 million people in Kenosha alone, I would say his actions were justified.”
No. 6 “No college wants me either.”
No. 7 “I want teenagers to feel confident enough to open fire on a crowd of civilians without feeling self-conscious.”
No. 8 “He’s not afraid to k**l what we’re all thinking about.”
No. 9 “I support everyone in the smug little prick community.”
No. 10 “It gets a lot of people to comment on my Facebook status.”
No. 11 “He reminds me of my weird, violent son.”
No. 12 “He proved you don’t have to be a Buffalo Bills running back or star in The Naked Gun to get away with k*****g two people.”
No. 13 “Kid’s got potential.”
No. 14 “The world needed a younger, whiter George Zimmerman.”
No. 15 “He showed incredible restraint by only k*****g two people with an AR-15 when he clearly could have k**led more.”
“No. 16 "There’s something about crossing state lines to terrorize a population that I really relate to.”
“No. 17 "I saw what he did to the last few guys who didn’t support him.”
To put a face to the quotes, go to the link. (some infamous MAGAs in the line up.)
https://www.theonion.com/conservatives-explain-why-they-support-kyle-rittenhouse-1851071671
Dec 17, 2023 00:14:05 #
Wyantry
Loc: SW Colorado
Here, it has been fixed for you:
“After fatally shooting two men at a Black L***s M****r protest in Kenosha, WI, Kyle Rittenhouse quickly became famous to many who support law and order and favor the concept of self defense; yet became a callous murderer to the liberal socialistic left-leaning i***ts promoting disorder and lawlessness.
“We asked conservatives why they support the controversial figure, and this is what they said:
No. 1 “He defended himself against three persons who attacked him with deadly weapons, for starters.”
No. 2 “It feels nice to rally around a young conservative man for a reason that isn’t promoting r**ting, l**ting, burning, murder and civil disobedience.”
No. 3 “I support anyone who is against lawlessness and lawbreaking; including attacks with deadly weapons.”
No. 4 “All he did was exercise his constitutional right of self protection.”
No. 5 "Considering Black L***s M****r and other r****rs and l**ters k**led some people, and Rittenhouse was attacked by three different people, I would say his actions were justified.”
No. 6 “No college wants me either.” (Which sounds like YOUR personal problem.)
No. 7 “I want lawfully armed individuals to feel confident enough to protect themselves and others when brutally attacked with deadly weapons.”
No. 8 “He was afraid and ran away. Then when pursued and attacked, defended himself.”
No. 9 “I support everyone willing to protect themselves.”
No. 10 “It gets a lot of people to promote lawful self-defense.”
No. 11 “He reminds me of a young idealist who considers lawlessness a bad thing.”
No. 12 “He proved you don’t have to be a Buffalo Bills running back or star in The Naked Gun to be found not guilty for defending himself from attackers armed with deadly weapons, even after attempting to retreat.”
No. 13 “Kid’s got potential. And good reactions. As well as good shot-control.”
No. 14 “The world needs more young protectors of property and defenders of freedom and law and order.”
No. 15 “He showed incredible restraint by defending himself from his attackers, without expending shots in unsafe directions.”
“No. 16 "There’s something about crossing state lines to protect citizens from violent r****rs, arsonists and l**ters terrorizing the populace I really relate to.”
“No. 17 "I saw what he did to the last three guys who violently attacked him — with skateboard and club, as well as pistol.
https://www.theonion.com/made-up-bulls**t-about-kyle.com
“After fatally shooting two men at a Black L***s M****r protest in Kenosha, WI, Kyle Rittenhouse quickly became famous to many who support law and order and favor the concept of self defense; yet became a callous murderer to the liberal socialistic left-leaning i***ts promoting disorder and lawlessness.
“We asked conservatives why they support the controversial figure, and this is what they said:
No. 1 “He defended himself against three persons who attacked him with deadly weapons, for starters.”
No. 2 “It feels nice to rally around a young conservative man for a reason that isn’t promoting r**ting, l**ting, burning, murder and civil disobedience.”
No. 3 “I support anyone who is against lawlessness and lawbreaking; including attacks with deadly weapons.”
No. 4 “All he did was exercise his constitutional right of self protection.”
No. 5 "Considering Black L***s M****r and other r****rs and l**ters k**led some people, and Rittenhouse was attacked by three different people, I would say his actions were justified.”
No. 6 “No college wants me either.” (Which sounds like YOUR personal problem.)
No. 7 “I want lawfully armed individuals to feel confident enough to protect themselves and others when brutally attacked with deadly weapons.”
No. 8 “He was afraid and ran away. Then when pursued and attacked, defended himself.”
No. 9 “I support everyone willing to protect themselves.”
No. 10 “It gets a lot of people to promote lawful self-defense.”
No. 11 “He reminds me of a young idealist who considers lawlessness a bad thing.”
No. 12 “He proved you don’t have to be a Buffalo Bills running back or star in The Naked Gun to be found not guilty for defending himself from attackers armed with deadly weapons, even after attempting to retreat.”
No. 13 “Kid’s got potential. And good reactions. As well as good shot-control.”
No. 14 “The world needs more young protectors of property and defenders of freedom and law and order.”
No. 15 “He showed incredible restraint by defending himself from his attackers, without expending shots in unsafe directions.”
“No. 16 "There’s something about crossing state lines to protect citizens from violent r****rs, arsonists and l**ters terrorizing the populace I really relate to.”
“No. 17 "I saw what he did to the last three guys who violently attacked him — with skateboard and club, as well as pistol.
https://www.theonion.com/made-up-bulls**t-about-kyle.com
Dec 17, 2023 15:38:08 #
Wyantry wrote:
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lol ... feel better now?
You'll never change No 14 in the minds of v**ers on both sides ... “The world needed a younger, whiter George Zimmerman.” By the way your boy has been thrown overboard, with a lot of debt, by the MAGAs. They won't even pee on him now. So sad.
Dec 17, 2023 20:58:56 #
Wyantry
Loc: SW Colorado
Texcaster wrote:
lol ... feel better now? br You'll never change N... (show quote)
And your distortion of the VIDEO-RECORDED FACTS reveals you too are one of those “liberal socialistic left-leaning i***ts promoting disorder and lawlessness.”
Congratulations.
Dec 17, 2023 21:02:10 #
Wyantry wrote:
And your distortion of the VIDEO-RECORDED FACTS reveals you too are one of those “liberal socialistic left-leaning i***ts promoting disorder and lawlessness.”
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
So send Kyle some money! All the other MAGAs are happy enough watching him circle the drain.
Dec 17, 2023 21:05:55 #
Texcaster wrote:
So send Kyle some money! All the other MAGAs are happy enough watching him circle the drain.
He'll need it for his civil trial!
Dec 18, 2023 09:13:21 #
Texcaster wrote:
So send Kyle some money! All the other MAGAs are happy enough watching him circle the drain.
Hey dinkleberry, he was acquitted by a jury of his peers, it is a foolish man who continues to deny the reality of what happened, should he have been walking around with a loaded gun, no he should not have been there, bad decision, did he shoot in self-defense, not only do I believe he did but more importantly so did a jury, of course you would have us believe that your opinion matters more.
Dec 18, 2023 12:26:10 #
As the year's role by, I bet this lad will eventually wish he had followed this advice --
Don't take your guns to town Kyle leave your guns at home
Don't take your guns to town Kyle leave your guns at home
Dec 18, 2023 15:12:15 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Hey dinkleberry, he was acquitted by a jury of his peers, it is a foolish man who continues to deny the reality of what happened, should he have been walking around with a loaded gun, no he should not have been there, bad decision, did he shoot in self-defense, not only do I believe he did but more importantly so did a jury, of course you would have us believe that your opinion matters more.
lol. You'll never live down Trump and your other MAGA heroes. Send Kyle money.
Dec 18, 2023 15:14:35 #
Texcaster wrote:
lol. You'll never live down Trump and your other MAGA heroes. Send Kyle money.
Every time I think of that little twerp my stomach turns.
Dec 18, 2023 15:15:45 #
Texcaster wrote:
lol. You'll never live down Trump and your other MAGA heroes. Send Kyle money.
Better you should send some to Slo.
I don't give two turds about Rittenhouse and thought that he was an i***t to begin with but that alone does not make him guilty of a murder.... You're just pissed that a couple of your radical losers lost their lives.
Dec 18, 2023 15:27:14 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Better you should send some to Slo.
I don't give two turds about Rittenhouse and thought that he was an i***t to begin with but that alone does not make him guilty of a murder.... You're just pissed that a couple of your radical losers lost their lives.
I don't give two turds about Rittenhouse and thought that he was an i***t to begin with but that alone does not make him guilty of a murder.... You're just pissed that a couple of your radical losers lost their lives.
You might want to send Zimmerman a few bucks as well.
Dec 18, 2023 15:44:52 #
Texcaster wrote:
You might want to send Zimmerman a few bucks as well.
Another asshole that shot in self-defense..... somehow you folks would not watch the videos of the Rittenhouse affair nor pay attention to witness testimony in the Zimmerman affair.... "Damn the laws of the land we want justice" you shouted.
Hey, maybe you can make a Texcaster special and donate it to the cause so the next time "Sweet Baby James" teams up with the libs his music just might sound a bit better.
Dec 18, 2023 15:53:49 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Another asshole that shot in self-defense..... somehow you folks would not watch the videos of the Rittenhouse affair nor pay attention to witness testimony in the Zimmerman affair.... "Damn the laws of the land we want justice" you shouted.
Hey, maybe you can make a Texcaster special and donate it to the cause so the next time "Sweet Baby James" teams up with the libs his music just might sound a bit better.
Hey, maybe you can make a Texcaster special and donate it to the cause so the next time "Sweet Baby James" teams up with the libs his music just might sound a bit better.
He shouldn't have been there in the first place and
his maroon mother should have gotten 20 years in jail.
Dec 18, 2023 16:03:52 #
Kraken wrote:
He shouldn't have been there in the first place and
his maroon mother should have gotten 20 years in jail.
his maroon mother should have gotten 20 years in jail.
Actually in the end it was not his mother who drove him there, the incident was misreported from the beginning.
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