Curmudgeon wrote:
I'll probably get attacked for this but I love the last one.
I remember this from the time I was 12, I read it in Boy's Life a blatantly sexist magazine and it stuck
A gum chewing girl and a cud chewing cow
They look alike, but there's a difference somehow
Ah there it is I have it now. there's a thoughtful look...
On the face of the cow.