Nurse walking down the aisle in hospital and spots a doctor coming toward her with a thermometer behind his ear. She approaches him and ask him "why the thermometer behind your ear"? He reaches for his ear, grabs the thermometer and embarrassingly says " Oh. my God, some a#@hole has my pencil"
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