Wife Missing
Nov 15, 2023 12:46:49 #
I remember a similar scene from Dragnet many years ago. A man was reporting his stolen hot rod, and he knew all the mechanical details, but he had no idea what the license plate number was.
Man: Officer, my wife is missing.
Officer: How tall is she?
Man: I guess 5' something. Maybe 5' 6.
Officer: Weight?
Man: Well, not slim, but not really big.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Man: Mmm. I never really noticed. Probably blue, but maybe green. Probably not brown.
Officer: And what she wearing the last time you saw her?
Man: I think she was wearing a blue dress. Maybe it was a red dress. She could have been wearing black slacks.
Officer: How about the color of her hair?
Man: Well, that changes all the time, so I’m not sure.
Officer: Would she have taken a car?
Man: Oh, yes, definitely. She’s driving my 2021 high performance Audi with 560 HP. It has a six-speed automatic transmission and a 6.3 liter V-12 engine. It also has the Z51 super performance package, larger than normal aluminum wheels, special light gray paint, GT bucket seats, GPS navigation, and a slight scratch on the driver’s side door.
Officer: Don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your car.
Man: Officer, my wife is missing.
Officer: How tall is she?
Man: I guess 5' something. Maybe 5' 6.
Officer: Weight?
Man: Well, not slim, but not really big.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Man: Mmm. I never really noticed. Probably blue, but maybe green. Probably not brown.
Officer: And what she wearing the last time you saw her?
Man: I think she was wearing a blue dress. Maybe it was a red dress. She could have been wearing black slacks.
Officer: How about the color of her hair?
Man: Well, that changes all the time, so I’m not sure.
Officer: Would she have taken a car?
Man: Oh, yes, definitely. She’s driving my 2021 high performance Audi with 560 HP. It has a six-speed automatic transmission and a 6.3 liter V-12 engine. It also has the Z51 super performance package, larger than normal aluminum wheels, special light gray paint, GT bucket seats, GPS navigation, and a slight scratch on the driver’s side door.
Officer: Don’t worry, sir. We’ll find your car.
Nov 15, 2023 12:53:04 #
Nov 15, 2023 13:10:18 #
lamiaceae wrote:
That was a short video, but I couldn't post it here.
Nov 15, 2023 13:55:44 #
Nov 15, 2023 14:30:29 #
Micheld
Loc: North Augusta SC
jerryc41 wrote:
I remember a similar scene from Dragnet many years... (show quote)
She could have been in the kitchen the whole time, and he never would have known
Nov 15, 2023 18:43:30 #
Nov 16, 2023 05:26:16 #
jerryc41 wrote:
I remember a similar scene from Dragnet many years... (show quote)
I about fell out of my chair. SO funny but So true. Thanks Jerry BE SAFE!!
Tom
Nov 16, 2023 07:15:20 #
Micheld wrote:
She could have been in the kitchen the whole time, and he never would have known
He thought of that, but he didn't smell food burning.
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peterjoseph wrote:
Nice one Jerry. Motto of the joke is we have to observe our wives more.
Nov 16, 2023 12:29:21 #
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