Joke of the week.
Nov 14, 2023 16:38:06 #
Going the e-mail rounds. 
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea..
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister
Noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter...
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea..
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister
Noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter...
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Nov 14, 2023 23:12:45 #
Must be a great smart mind to make such a joke, it cheats both the pastor and me to the last minute
Nov 15, 2023 08:24:46 #
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Nov 15, 2023 12:28:41 #
huyenguyen408 wrote:
Must be a great smart mind to make such a joke, it cheats both the pastor and me to the last minute
Nov 15, 2023 12:28:56 #
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